Monday, March 30, 2015

We bought a house!



That's right! We did it! After all the house viewings, negotiations, the offer writing, and everything else in between, we finally did it.

I must admit that I was exhausted at this point of house hunting so this is perfect timing. 

We move in on June 1st and I am beyond excited. Jordan and I already spent the weekend buying different housewares and arguing in the lamp aisle about our great divide in home decor taste.

Everything is just so crazy exciting right now. Exciting/terrifying/stressful/fun/making me want to jump up and down and take a nap simultaneously.

There's lots I want to share and I think I'm going to create an ongoing series about things NO ONE tells you about buying your first home but for now just take my news and do what you will with it.

I'm off to go dream of different DIYs, check my bank account 50 times, make a mental list of every single thing we need, think of a way that I could convince Jordan to get a puppy (just kidding...kind of), and pass out at my desk.


Au revior!

From the desk of:

Taylor Brown

Home Owner (woohoo!)

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Death Valley's Little Brother


Last weekend I told you about how my friends and I tried in vain to go to a whisky bar in town but the place was closed for no apparent reason, besides the fact that the owners just didn't feel like showing up. They seem to be free spirits like that.

Well this weekend we decided to try it again and it's now apparent why they can hold whatever hours they want. You guys, this place is my new favourite coffee place. I'm saying it here and now in front of the world.

It was actually a really cool spot. They sold whisky, espresso and baked goods. Everything inside was gorgeous and it was a nice place to hang out and have a couple drinks without the annoying live music that every single bar seems to think is a pre-requisite to getting drunk.


I was the DD, as usual, so I got a latte and I like it...a latte (see what I did there). They had whisky hot chocolates with real chocolate in them, that's what Erika got, and the boys tried a few different whiskies. Overall it seemed pretty expensive, not something you'd want to do every weekend, but it was fun for the night.

I bought a bag of coffee beans and you guys, they blow my mind. I'm in love with this coffee.

Overall it was a fun place to go that I'll definitely be heading back to once my supply of beans is running low. Way to go Waterloo, that place was cool.

From the desk of:

Taylor Brown
Chugger of All Things Caffeinated 

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

What a Wonderful World

<< Weekend attire for when I'm le tired >>

Once upon a time Anne of Green Gables said "I'm so glad to live in a world where there are Octobers." Well Anne, I'm so glad to live in a world where there are weekends. How about that?

Honestly, when you start working full time, weekends are everything.

To quote lyrical genius Will Ferrell during one of his flawless SNL skits:

"Mondays I hate Mondays.
Weekends I live for the weekends."

True say Will, true say. 

This weekend was a full one.

To start with I made true on my promise to go to the gym and to do some arm workouts. Saturday morning Tessa and I worked our butts off running, cycling, lifting heavy things, and making my abs feel pain for the following three days. Success.

I also made the life changing decision to try a middle part and was actually pretty pleased. I know you guys, big things happening around here.


Saturday night I went to not one, not two, but three bars. We even tried a fourth but it didn't quiet work out. A few friends and I started by going to the Brownestone, a teeny tiny pub, but it was so loud we literally left within five minutes. Next we went to The Beaver and Bulldog and after a drink or two decided we were in the mood for a microbrewery so we headed to Waterloo to try to Abe and Erb. Pretty cool place but they tried to fancy up a poutine and ruined it with cheese curds that tasted like smoke and poutine that tasted like mushrooms. No bueno. We tried to go to a whisky bar after that but they were literally too hipster to have hours of operation. Seriously. The hours on the door were just guesses as to when the owners come in and literally ended with "and sometimes we're just not here." Too cool for school boys, too cool for school.

All in all it was a pretty wonderful weekend. Especially because it ended with a turkey dinner on Sunday night. 

So here's to a world with weekends!

From the desk of:

Taylor Brown
Saturday and Sunday Enthusiast

Friday, March 6, 2015

I'm So Much Happier...


Do you wanna know the best thing about being out of school? Reading what you want instead of reading what you're told to.


Since I've finished university I've been reading non-stop. Last year I read 15 books and this year I plan to beat that.

So far I've already got 4 books under my belt which I think is pretty impressive considering we're only a couple months into the year.


The first books I cracked open this year were Gillian Flynn's collection: Gone Girl, Sharp Objects and Dark Places.

I became obsessed with reading her work after seeing Gone Girl. If I really like a movie I like to read the book to get an even better insight into what the characters were thinking.

Surprisingly Gone Girl stayed pretty close to the book. It was a great read but if you could read it before seeing the movie I'd really suggest that!


I read Sharp Object second. This was Gillian Flynn's first book and I think it really shows. Her writing definitely isn't as well formed as it is by the time she had written Gone Girl. If you read Gillian Flynn's work I suggest starting with her oldest book and working towards her newest. This book did have a lot of crazy twists though so it was definitely a good read.


The last book I read was Dark Places. I really did love this book. Just like Gone Girl Gillian Flynn writes from different characters perspectives and I love when I get to read books like that. Just like all her other books there's a huge twist that keeps you hooked. 

Overall I really recommend Gillian Flynn's books. She tells such amazing stories and her representation of women is mind blowing. My favourite was her perspective on "the cool girl":

“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)” 



Get reading!

From the desk of:

Taylor Brown
Book Worm, Not actually a Worm

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Home Buying is Not for the Faint of Heart


As you may know Jordan and I are on the search for our first home. I must admit, this is probably the most grown up thing I've ever done. It's equal parts terrifying and thrilling, stress inducing and joy-filled.


We started looking in January and have yet to have any luck. We knew it would take a long time but it is starting to become bit frustrating. There are so many beautiful homes out there but most of them don't fit into our list of requirements. We're looking for a duplex because we'd like to have an income property. This isn't our forever home and one day we hope to rent the whole thing out and move on to our next investment.

Sadly, these houses are hard to find. Most of the ones we have seen are scary, and I mean scary. We've been into a house where the owner had no furniture, just mattresses. We've been into a home where the tenant owned every type of pet you could think of, I'm talking cats, dogs, a hamster, a turtle, and so many animals I'm sure I didn't see. My least favourite of all: we've see countless homes where the only bathroom is right off the kitchen. This is my biggest pet peve. I mean, ew.

No bueno.

Mostly, I'm just anxious to start this next chapter of my life. I wouldn't be anxious if there wasn't something totally amazing to look forward to. I know that when we do find a house we'll be so glad we said no to the houses before so I'm keeping my head up and my eyes out for our perfect fit. 

Trust me kids, if you start looking for homes soon make sure to go into it with patience, a lot of knowledge, and the ability to hold out for whats right. I know I won't regret all the "Nos" we've handed out once this is over.

From the desk of:

Taylor Brown
Future Home Owner, Current Home Dreamer

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

You've Cat to be Kitten


Winter is suchhhh a bummmerrr. Honestly.


It really gets me into a lazy mindset. I actually think there's something in the air that seeps out of the ground come February that makes everyone want to lie in bed all day. 

My motivation these days is zero. I haven't been able to get myself to the gym in about 3 weeks and all of my recent trips to the rock climbing gym have proved more frustrating than not. 

It seems like everyone around me feels the same way too. Our lack of sunlight and warmth has stolen our will to live!

Wow, that got a bit dramatic there for a second.
I guess I'm just here to complain a little bit and to say "Winter, you've cat to be kitten me right meow." 

I think I'll force myself to find some motivation over the coming days. How about this: I'm vowing to go to the gym AND force myself to do some arm strength workouts between now and Sunday. It's in print now people so you better hold me to it. 

Find some motivation yourself before Sunday. You can do it! 

From the desk of:

Taylor Brown
Carrier of the Winter Blues